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TOPIC | Tell me a joke for materials! [Depleted]

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Deez

Musicmakers

(he/him)

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 18:42:12
Lots of people looking for planks right now and the market is competitive!
So instead...drop your best cat-themed joke or pun here, and I'll just give out wooden planks until I run out.

No pun is too dumb, I'm an idiot. feels
-- Last edited on May 28, 2022 11:35:51
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Quid

The Orchestra

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account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 18:45:45
I'd say I was good at cat puns, but I'd be lion.
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PUFFHEART

The Pantheon

(any pronouns)

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 18:52:31
Paw-don me, that’s a purr-ty kitty you got there eyes
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Deez

Musicmakers

(he/him)

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 18:57:57
Yes, these are exactly what I wanted lol. Already sent rewards out! uwusparkles
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The Vale

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 20:17:45
Well, I’m not the punniest so excuse me while I put my thinking cat on XD

@Deez
-- Last edited on May 25, 2022 20:19:17
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Forgotten Ruins

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account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 20:19:54

What do cats like to draw?writing

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Liscourn

(any pronouns)

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 21:47:39
Cat puns are a pawsitive addition to any forum, I think!
Pont is Getting to that portal!
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Chickenwing

Nestled Meadow

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account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 22:28:08
What do cats look for in a partner?
A great purr-sonality!

And what's a cat's favorite song?
Mice Mice Baby!

And I always wonder, why cats are the worst DJ's?
It's because they paws the mewsic!

And lastly, what's a kitten's favorite way to shop?
By cat-alogue!
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SpiritOwl

memories

(she/her)

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 23:32:38
What mewsic do cats purrfer?
Pawp

What did the shocked cat say?
You've got to be kitten!
-- Last edited on May 25, 2022 23:34:29
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Deez

Musicmakers

(he/him)

account age 8/9

May 25, 2022 23:52:07
I think this was a good idea, the distinction between thought-out jokes and terrible puns makes it even better XD
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