greetings, it has come to my attention that not all cats have what they want, which is more legs, and nachos. obviously.
for 100n, I will re-leg your cat and give them what they want. you can hang it On Your Wall. in your House.
(please note, the following links contain images of cats with Too Many Legs.)
successful clients
- erased nachos
- gave nachos to cat
- cat spontaneously grew legs from being happy
- opened cat's third and fourth eyes
- added three extra legs
- materialized nachos from thin air.
conclusion: I am fantastic and the best cat re-legger around.
- gave nachos to cat
- cat spontaneously grew legs from being happy
- opened cat's third and fourth eyes
- added three extra legs
- materialized nachos from thin air.
conclusion: I am fantastic and the best cat re-legger around.
(cat belongs to offsite user scribblehuman, used with permission because "I like supporting small businesses." I am not a small business. help me take over nestor's wood!!!!)
ORDER FORM
give me at least two pictures of your cat visibly having legs right here.payment:
cat's favored human food:
cat's favored crime:
cat's favored eye number:
note: I no longer handle cat manicures.
they can and should paint their own nails (do not do this to your poor cat)
![[Custom] citrus glittersilk leg silks](https://www.pixelcatsend.com/images/customs/custom_471.png){kind=avatar}
