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Main Services (メイン・サービス):
Translation: One word = 10 / One sentence = 50 x (amount of sentences)
(Japanese > English OR English > Japanese)

Create a Writing: One sentence = 50 x (amount of sentences)
(English > Japanese)


Tone (声音):
Applies to words or sentences when translating or creating a writing.
Rude: 20 (Gotta pay for insults!)
Casual: Free (Also known as "Dictionary Form")
Polite casual: Free
Polite: Free (Default if not mentioned)
Storytelling: Free
Humble Polite: 50 (Gotta pay for kindness!)
Business Polite: 50 (Gotta pay for kindness!)


*Additional Services (他のサービス):
Want notes: 50
Short facts or additional knowledge that comes with the translation / writing.
It can range from exceptional cases, special structures, culture, history, etc.
Besides facts- tips, best practices and other habits can also be listed under notes.
Learners may request multiple notes after the first note. (Additional notes required)


Examples (例):
Translation (1 word): 起きます > Okimasu > (Polite Tone: Free )
To wake up
10

Translation (1 word): 起きろ > Okiro > (Rude Tone: 20 )
To wake up
30

Translation (1 short sentence): 私は起きます。> Watashi wa okimasu. >
(Polite Tone: Free )
I wake up.
50

Translation (1 long sentence*): 早めに朝ご飯が食べられるように、私は早く起きます。>
Hayame ni asagohan ga taberareru you ni, watashi wa hayaku okimasu. >
(Polite Tone: Free )
I wake up early.
50

Translation (2 short sentences): 私は起きます。そして、朝ご飯をたべます。>
Watashi wa okimasu. So shi te (Spaced this out due to censorship), asagohan wo tabemasu. >
(Polite Tone: Free )
I wake up. Then, I eat breakfast.
50 x 2 = 100

If a note is desired for the 2-sentences-translation-

Note:
朝ご飯 > Asa・gohan (Breakfast)
昼ご飯 > Hiru・gohan (Lunch)
晩ご飯 > Ban・gohan (Dinner)
50
100 + 50 = 150


*Lesson Services (授業のサービス):
Lessons are long threads that give in-depth explanations of various things like particles, sentence structures, word inflections, tenses, etc. They would also contain vocabulary and examples, according to the related levels. Lessons are only recommended if one has a specific topic in mind they want to learn (Eg: Such as how to use は particle, how to use の particle, How to count in Japanese, etc.)

When teaching Japanese, some lessons require Japanese knowledge of the previous level as a pre-requisite. As such, it is important to gauge a user's Japanese level. I will inform learners about the level of the topic in order for them to make an informed decision.

Example:
Learning how to construct a basic sentence is considered Beginner level.
Learning potential forms, an Intermediate level, requires pre-requisite knowledge of Beginner level.

(I would not want to teach advanced Japanese to a beginner learner but you are still free to request that! Just spend your notes wisely! ><)

Beginner: 200
Intermediate: 500
Pre-advanced: 800
Advanced: 1,000


Satisfied Clients (満足したお客様):
@nuz


Feel free to comment on this thread or directly message me with your service requests or questions!

I will reply through direct messaging for client confidentiality unless I feel an answer needs to be clarified publicly for everyone to see.

hiiiii this is really cool! i have a kinda niche request that i'm hoping you know more about than i do i think it would fall into the "Create a writing" category, but is kinda open-ended as to how many sentences it should be!

so, my partner plays this game too, and he named his village "Potatogakure". from what i understand, it's a reference to Naruto, and means "Hidden Potato Village" (with the "Potato" part intentionally in english because it sounds silly)! xD

i think it would be cool to surprise him with a bit of Potatogakure village lore in japanese (with an english translation as well, because he doesn't actually speak japanese lmao) that he can put on his profile (or in a scene or cat bio or something)! bonus points if it references aspects/themes/memes from Naruto (and/or Boruto), and ties them to the lore of this game and/or his cats somehow.
the thing is... i know literally nothing about Naruto so that's about as specific as i can get in this initial request, but i can definitely try and answer any clarifying questions if this sounds like a request you'd be able to take on! ^^ (and to be clear: the Naruto references aren't strictly necessary, but it'd be a huge bonus if you're familiar with the show and able to work it in!)

The following work was created for @nuz.
@nuz has given the approval for a public showcase.


Tone (声音):
Storytelling: Free

Create a Writing:
6 sentences = 50 x 6 = 300
80年以上昔の戦国時代、木一族とじゃが芋一族は互いに戦闘一族として名を馳せていたが、長い争いの長さを疲弊していく。激闘後、木一族のオーク長柱間はかつて友となったじゃが芋一族の悲しいポテトと激闘後、二人は双方ともに休戦にして、夢を共に実現させようと訴えかけた。その夢は『子供を激しい戦地へ送ったりしないで済む集落を作る』ということです。

そして史上初の忍族連合体であり里が誕生し、悲しいポテトによって『ポテト隠れの里』と名付けられた。また里の長、『ポテト影』の名は『火の国を守る影』という意味からオークが名付けた。里の奥に切り立った崖には歴代のポテト影の顔を模した巨大な彫刻が刻まれており、代替わりする度に増えていく。

Translation:
7 sentences = 50 x 7 = 350
More than 80 years ago, during the Sengoku period, two famous clans known as the Tree Clan (Moku-Ichizoku) and the Potato Clan (Jagaimo-Ichizoku) fought in an arduous conflict. However, they became exhausted from the longevity of the fight. After a fierce battle between Sadge Potato of the Potato Clan and Hashirama Oak of the Tree Clan, who were once friends, both leaders appealed for a truce to make a dream come true together. That dream is "To create a village where no children will be sent to fierce battles.''

Thus, the first ninja alliance and village in history was born, named "Hidden Potato Village" by Sadge Potato. In addition, the name of the village chief, "Potatokage", was chosen by Oak to represent, "The shadow that protects the Potato Village''. Giant face sculptures of successive Potatokages are carved into the steep cliffs at the back of the village, increasing in numbers each time they are replaced.

Notes:
50
木一族: Moku-Ichizoku (Tree Clan), in reference to the Senju Clan
じゃが芋一族: Jagaimo-Ichizoku (Potato Clan), in reference to the Uchiha Clan
悲しいポテト: Kanashii Poteto (Sadge Potato), in reference to Madara, leader of the Uchiha Clan
オーク長柱間: Ooku Hashirama (Hashirama Oak), in reference to Senju Hashirama, of the Senju Clan
ポテト隠れの里: Potetogakure no Sato (Hidden Potato Village), in reference to Hidden Leaf Village
ポテト影: Potetokage (Potato Shadow), in reference to Hokage

Total:
300 + 350 + 50 = 700

vouch!!!!!!!!!!!! i nearly snorted tea out of my nose when i saw "Potatokage" LMAO it inspired me to put part of a scene together, so behold... Potatokage Rock!



also, the time gap between my request and Deko's reply above makes it look like it took 10 days for my commission to be fulfilled, but it was actually less than 24 hours! it's just that our correspondence was via DMs, and i didn't think to mention it was okay to post the finished work publicly until today
tysm again, Deko!!

hello!!!!

I'd like to purchase an English › Japanese translation!!

I play a game that's 100% in Japanese and allows item trading. There's basically an encyclopaedia with all the items and you can comment on the entries. I'd like some way of saying "I would like to trade for this item." (Obviously it doesn't have to be exactly those words!!)

I'm not sure if polite humble, business polite, or simply polite tone would be better? Maybe even two of them would be good?

Also I would love a second translation of something playful like "You smell!" Like something you'd say to your BFF or partner. (not sure what tone works for this! )

Edit: oops! forgot to mention that I'd love notes for the first sentence!!

@Zelda
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