A tall-ish and nerd-ish cat hails you as you approach.
Private Dick Simmons
"Hello, visitor who I have never seen before! Welcome to Red Base.
... I would give you the Dick Simmons Guided Tour™, but as you can see, we are very busy right now. We need to finish welding all the doohickeys to the thingamabobs or Sarge is gonna kill us. Anyway, feel free to look around, but don't touch anything. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
He returns to doing whatever it is he was doing. Probably important soldierly stuff.
... I would give you the Dick Simmons Guided Tour™, but as you can see, we are very busy right now. We need to finish welding all the doohickeys to the thingamabobs or Sarge is gonna kill us. Anyway, feel free to look around, but don't touch anything. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
He returns to doing whatever it is he was doing. Probably important soldierly stuff.