You tilt your head from side to side, collecting your thoughts while checking this new not-cat's vibes:
The not-cat seems to be of average coordination.
This not cat is more than happy to ask questions and tell you all about their life. They seem rather patient. This not-cat doesn't seem particularly interested in working.
They tell you quite a few jokes as you introduce yourself.
12/24/22 3 days in a row!!!