so FUN FACT. There used to be a button on the site that provided exclusively bad advice called the unhelp button that would accompany every help button.

The art asset is still in the game, but alas poor Knife the bad advice cat no longer blesses our every page.


^help button


^unhelp button

Some of his lines in the intro sequence before he was removed included:

--> Cat design: "What if you made a cat that looked like a sweet potato?"

--> Stat design: "Do you ever feel like you have only one talent? Maybe so does this cat."

--> On the screen where you confirm your first cat: "Theres nothing to stop you from going all the way back to the beginning and starting over to pick something totally different."

--> Squad creation: "You can refresh your starting group of cats as many times as you want. You have around a 1 in 13000 chance of getting all snow-colored cats. How much time do you have today?"