3/5/2023 -- due to preparation for IRL Travel Things (TM), I've been having some delays, and they're expected to continue for about another week. feel free to still leave orders, just expect a few extra days turnaround!

hey there, I’m Val! I’m new to the site, and I decided that a fun way to get a few extra notes would be to open a little gimmick shop, soooo, I will do a simple 3-card tarot spread for your not-cats, and interpret it, taking into account things like their personality, day job, and relationships to come up with a cohesive reading for them. No lore is required, but if you want to provide me some, I’ll consider that along with the aforementioned stuff in the reading, as well as any other details you give me in your request!

Here are some example readings for some of my own not-cats to give you an idea of what sort of length and detail you can expect!


Past: The World
Present: 6 of Wands
Future: 6 of Pentacles
Based on this reading, Briar is an incredibly generous soul, even more than their personality as a gentle not-cat would make one expect. The Major Arcana in the Past card with Minor Arcana in the Present and Future indicates that a lot of significant events have already come to pass (their migration from Earth and their adoption of Bayleaf, one presumes), and quieter seas lie up ahead. The World and 6 of Pentacles are very nurturing and self-sacrificial cards, very in line with what would be expected for a gentle not-cat, but 6 of Wands is much more dramatic. It seems Briar seeks the spotlight more than they’d like to admit, or at least wishes the others in their village would show their appreciation more for Briar’s generosity.


Past: 4 of Wands
Present: The Chariot
Future: 4 of Swords Reversed
Slow down a little bit, Lilt. While the past was very bright, with plenty of community to get involved in forming friendships in (super important for a protective not-cat! Without a community, who do you protect?), the present and future cards offer up a warning. The Chariot marks speed, motion, and determination, which is all well and good, except 4 of Swords Reversed symbolizes stress and burnout. Lilt might get a little too invested in trying to protect its newfound community and friendships, spreading itself too thin.

If you're interested, comment with the not-cat(s) you would like a reading for, any additional details you'd like me to consider, and your offer for payment (this is, like the thread name says, PWYW) and I'll get to your reading when I'm available to!

Hallo, I also love tarot cards and was very excited to see this shop!!!

Here's Lawrence who has some lore in his bio
for payment 100n and soem random stuff?

@aerokriegs I adore this guy!


Past: 9 of Wands
Present: Death
Future: Page of Swords
The 9 of Wands feels very fitting as a past card for Lawrence -- signifying a determined last stand. The present offers a great many changes and the beginning of something new, and the future card urges Lawrence to keep alert for what's up ahead, in a good way! As long as he stays curious, and keeps on his guard for whatever challenges may come up in the rivers of fate, Lawrence will always be able to take on the future, ready for anything, with sword held aloft.

Hello! this seems very fun :]! Would you take 3 not-cat requests for 175n each?

the not-cats in question are

Cass who has a partial bio written out, they're a sailing captain who is preoccupied with a challenge they simply can't let go of



and Dart and Crimson, who have a little bit of info written out alongside the references in their bios but i'll go a bit further

Dart & Crimson are siblings who were separated from each other and their larger family, and reunited when Dart found xyr little sister at the gate half a season after xe'd arrived xyrself (Dart wasn't expecting to find any family but had been looking anyway). Dart is a loner who doesn't get along with most people and seems irritated most of the time. Xe is content with living a mostly solitary life, but xe cares very deeply for Crim and is now her sole caretaker, and xe isn't sure how best to help her. She has more social needs but is very nervous, she sticks close to Dart and has yet to open up and make friends. Crim needs more than Dart can give, xe doesn't have the skills to raise her alone, but xe's stubborn. They both have Backstory Trauma they're managing in different ways

@Tala2121 I had a great time reading for these guys! hope you like these


Past: 5 of Cups
Present: King of Cups
Future: 8 of Wands
The 5 of Cups in the past indicates quite a few regrets, many of which are still unresolved. Looking at the rest of this spread, their lack of resolution is likely by choice out of a desire to keep the past where it is -- though, that doesn't stop Cass from looking back and wondering what they could have done differently in quiet moments. Meanwhile, the King of Cups shows Cass's strong capability as a leader and captain. The 8 of Wands is an exciting card of rapid changes -- often symbolizing an unexpected voyage. Considering Cass's trade, I'd interpret this more along the lines of an expected, routine voyage with unexpected outcomes!


Past: The Sun
Present: 7 of Swords Reversed
Future: Ace of Swords
The Sun is a very positive and delightful card, meaning success and celebration! In the past slot, this probably is about Dart finding xyr little sibling despite how unlikely it was. On the other hand, though, 7 of Swords Reversed is a card of conscience and regret, as well as rethinking one's strategy. Things are very different now, and it's difficult to act the same way Dart used to. When xe does, xe quietly feels guilty for the ways xe feels like xe's failing Crim. But things won't stay like this forever. The Ace of Swords marks a significant breakthrough! With determination and perseverence, Dart will come out the other side with a mind sharper than ever with so much more clarity and understanding.


Past: 6 of Wands Reversed
Present: King of Pentacles
Future: 9 of Wands
Compared to Dart's delighted past card, Crim's 6 of Wands Reversed shows much more complicated feelings about the past. A hollow, Pyrrhic victory. Crim's here on Not-Earth now, but at what cost? In the present, though, at least things are looking up: the King of Pentacles gives protection and security. (The most one could have, too!) The King is a reliable provider -- representing Dart, as Crim sees xem as someone safe. Unfortunately, there's going to be some rocky terrain up ahead. Dart can't protect her forever. Crim will need to brace themself and prepare to make sure they can make it through difficulty on their own.

heya! can you do a tarot reading for this cat?
would 120 notes be good?

@tele absolutely!!


Past: Page of Pentacles Reversed
Present: The Moon
Future: 5 of Pentacles Reversed
For Fork's reading, the Page of Pentacles card wasn't sure if it wanted to be upright or reversed, so while it did end up reversed, I'm choosing to read this card with both meanings in mind. Upright, the Page of Pentacles is curious and efficient, perfectly in line for an imaginative not-cat, but reversed, the Page stagnates and loses drive and motivation. Maybe it's this that leads to the present of the Moon: a card of uncertainty and mysteries abound, mysteries that Fork probably isn't ready for without the curiosity that pushes him to understand situations to their fullest. 5 of Pentacles reversed for the future seems like a warning to me -- Fork shouldn't refuse help from his friends. Their guidance can help him move past times of uncertainty, as long as he allows it and doesn't try to rely on himself.

COOLLLL, can u do
too? ill send 120 more :3c

@tele i am cheering about being able to do another reading for another delightful cat!! and for that matter, so is my deck -- when i did this reading, some of the cards just jumped right out!


Past: 6 of Pentacles
Present: Temperance Reversed
Future: 6 of Cups
The 6 of Pentacles is a representation of distributing resources, making sure everyone has what they need -- which, considering Sunset is both a mail carrier and a protective not-cat, could be both in the literal sense of making sure items get delivered to those who need them, or in the metaphorical sense of making sure everyone feels safe and secure. But, Temperance reversed shows a messy side to this. After so much time caring for others, Sunset has somewhat forgotten how to care for herself and offer herself the ease and relaxation that she gives others. In the coming days, Sunset will be confronted headfirst with the kindness of their loved ones with an un-anticipated gift -- hopefully, this will be enough to help them realize that they deserve time to experience balance and relaxation too.

AWWWW i love that, thank you so much