.feel free to friend me, message me, comment on my profile, and whatever. don't know what to say? try one of the following:
1. [random assortment of catmojis]
2. "hey, chex, here are my hobbies: [insert as many of your hobbies as you'd like]. now they're also yours. you're welcome.
"3. "people on this site have been saying that i'm talking about you behind your back. think it's true?
"4. tell my why i should hire you. and what i'm hiring you for.
5. "so. how are the cats going...?
"6. suggest more suggestions to add to the list
